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	That's a proficient program...except I'm already boozer.
Gloria's first lines in Walnuts and Demerol, when she overheard Charlie'due south plan to sleep with her

Gloria is a minor ane-off grapheme of Two and a Half Men. In her debut in the Christmas episode "Walnuts and Demerol", she's the adult female Charlie has a one-dark stand with. Evelyn tries to continue them apart, but both Gloria and Charlie start to sleep together.

Later she's revealed to be his and Alan'south half sister from when their mother's married man (and their begetter) Frank Harper would swap partners with Dorothy's hubby and sleep with Gloria's mother Dorothy.

History

Gloria had been on a date with Charlie before, to the point where they both flirted with each other, had a few drinks and eventually made out in his automobile. In "Walnuts And Demerol" during Christmas Eve, Charlie tried to get rid of his family members and their relatives, so he could get Gloria drunk and have sexual activity with her. However, she arrived when everyone was present at the business firm, including Evelyn. Evelyn realized that Gloria is Charlie's one-half sister (via his father Frank). She managed to finish Charlie from sleeping with her and called Gloria's mother, who explained information technology to Charlie and Gloria. Though Gloria revealed that the idea of incest turns her on even more in bed, Charlie stopped her, having establish his 'limit' in sexual debauchery, that existence incest. She also reveals to Charlie that her own sexual boundary is sleeping with fat guys and draws the line at such acts then drunkenly asks Charlie if he would slumber with a fatty guy when he says he draws the line at committing incest. Strangely, information technology is never fabricated clear if she truly is Charlie'due south and Alan's half-sister, and she is never even mentioned once again. According to her mother, she isn't always blonde, meaning that she may not be a naturally blonde haired adult female.

Quotes

	Hey, I'm drunkard, not deafened!
When she heard Evelyn call her a "alcohol-befuddled tart".

	Charlie, I'thou gettin' kinda' lightheaded so if you like a daughter that moves, you better do me soon.
When she's drunk and wants to sleep with Charlie

	You lot can't tell him what to practice, he's 34 years old
When she's talking to Evelyn drunk after beingness told to leave of Charlie's bed

	He sure is!
Gloria afterwards examining Charlie'southward condition in bed when he says he was bluffing nearly sleeping with her

	Nope
Gloria to Charlie when asked if she's married, criminally insane or a man

	Mom!
Gloria to her female parent Dorothy when she shows up unexpetedly

	Wow... I am and then horny right now, I can't believe it!
When the thought of incest between her and Charlie and their being half-siblings turns her on even more.

	Oh, come up on, it's non like we're gonna become married and accept a bunch of web-footed kids.
Gloria wanting to sleep with Charlie, despite him telling her that they are half-siblings

	Well, I don't like fat guys
Gloria explaining to Charlie her sexual boundary when he asks her if she has no bounderies

	So you'd exercise a fat guy?
Gloria's last words to Charlie when he leaves the bedroom afterwards discovering his boundary, that beingness 'incest'

Trivia

Gloria'southward ane of few characters to non have a known concluding proper name.
Gloria'south 1 of few characters to have a half-sibling.
According to her female parent Dorothy, her pilus colour is non naturally blonde.
Despite non being naturally blonde, she does seem to take the stereotypical 'dumb blonde' personality.
Gloria'due south one of few characters who believe that the idea of committing incest arouses them.
Gloria's ane of few characters to be raised by a single/widowed mother.
Gloria is one of few characters to have not actually known his/her biological father.
If she was the half-sister of Charlie and Alan, this would make her the aunt of Jake and Jenny.